mannurse:

tastefullyoffensive:

Be careful with your kindness. [x]

Hahah. GPOY.


mannurse:

calibornsmainsqueeze:

im so angry the nexy generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

Thank you! Windows 8 is the worst thing since… well, tea bag republicans.


atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

(via theblogchoseme)


weareallmedie:

mrgolightly:

drackiszunk:

willcub:

So many of you are too young to remember why Diana, Princess of Wales, was such a remarkable person.  She pissed off most of Buckingham Palace, was her own woman, and wasn’t afraid to get down out of the motorcade and be with the regular people.

She was a regular person, just with a title and fancy clothes.  

Among the first big “names” to visit, talk to, and even touch those dying of AIDS in English hospitals, Diana’s trademark was her ability to break down insurmountable barriers.

If she were still living I guarantee she’d be crazily bad ass.

If she were still living, she would literally be President of the World.

…Secretary General of the UN.

Oh, if only…

(via fascinationtheory)


nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

(via fascinationtheory)


me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(via hauntera)


braveresponders:

Still using a sternal rub? How outdated. Here is the new method….

braveresponders:

Still using a sternal rub? How outdated. Here is the new method….

(via mannurse)


eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(via kalmyotits)


And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.

Intense shit.